If you wish to continue being fed, I will require more assistance at the soup kitchen. I have only two assistants, and there are over a hundred residents. You need not have experience to help, simply time. Or perhaps I should make it mandatory ( Read more... )

You are despicable, Discedo. You refuse to be governed, even by yourselves, and it will bring about your destruction.

Luke Triton has been absent from his home since Friday. I will tear every stone from its mortar to find him. If you thought to use him as a pawn, against me or the city or for whatever reason that cropped up in your diseased mind, ( Read more... )

To all of my housemates, everything that I've tried has so far failed to stop these damned fish from getting in. There's a school of flying ones heading up the stairs now, and I swear the ray in the living room is leaving rainbows...

[The mage trails off, realizing how utterly ridiculous he sounds. He growls, angry at himself for rambling.If you ( Read more... )

So it is true. There are water elementals in the city now.

[Cut to a video of the port, complete with wandering creatures around the water. Meryl's far enough away so that they don't attack, or perhaps they're just not feeling aggressive today. Or he's too high level for them. Anyway, water elementals.But why? The presence of an elemental would ( Read more... )

[There's the familiar sound of a small shock from the device, but Meryl makes no comment on it. Instead; ]

That much magic unleashed so suddenly, and without warning - I should hope it was merely an accident! Power of that level should not be played with as though it is a toy. If it came from one of us, perhaps the culprit would be kind enough to ( Read more... )

[Hey Discedo, it's another accidental post ( Read more... )

Why is there a hole in my wall?!